Well that was just fantastic. I can't really comment on how Emma Watson did as Hermione because I refused to watch the movies. There was just too much stuff wrong with them and it stressed me out (though one of my initial thoughts was that Hermione was supposed to have buck teeth, and she didn't in the films). Yes,… » 9/17/14 12:43am Today 12:43am

Not directed to you Kate (more to Jez in general), but you guys should really rethink that promoted wine post. "As a nation that loves the NFL..." Really? Seems a little tone deaf considering all of the other NFL related posts on here the last few days. » 9/16/14 12:23pm Yesterday 12:23pm

Dammit, I came here to read all of the poop stories, but I'm too early. I don't have any great poop stories, but my dog did each a bunch of popcorn kernels yesterday so today I got to pick up extra lumpy dog poop (popcorn kernels do not digest well apparently). Sadly, I did not get a picture. » 9/12/14 4:03pm Friday 4:03pm

I'm not one for pining. I'm more of a move on and never look back type. Maybe this is because that's the practical choice, or maybe it's because I'm always the one ending relationships. Or maybe it's because I'm an emotional robot, like my ex husband claims. /shrugs » 9/12/14 1:39pm Friday 1:39pm

I have a cross between 2B and 2C hair from the chart MizJenkins posted, but my hair sounds very similar to your description- I have fine white girl hair, but a lot of it. The big difference for me is that my hair LOVES humidity. My hair never looked better than when I lived in lower Alabama with super high humidity.… » 9/11/14 1:14pm 9/11/14 1:14pm

I would tell Man-dy because we have a deal that we will tell the other person when it's time to crack down on the gym/nutrition. So I guess that doesn't count as unsolicited. But it started because I had gained weight and didn't realize how much, and he had been subtly hinting at it. So subtle that I didn't catch on.… » 9/07/14 8:56pm 9/07/14 8:56pm

And I know this is all the firstiest of first world problems, I know. I have a roof over my head, and can go to the doctor when I need to, and money to do some fun stuff, and my daughter is going to a good school and thriving, and my husband is getting the education his family would've never supplied for him because…

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Yay, another advice column junkie! My top two are Thatz Not Okay and Dear Prudence. Prudie gives some terrible advice at times, but I still love her. Caity is just a treasure, but dammit, she needs to pay more attention to Thatz Not Okay. » 9/05/14 3:17pm 9/05/14 3:17pm

I'll be on the look-out for the context update. I'd like to send in a picture, but my nipples are VERY unique, and can actually identify me even if my face isn't in the picture (you know, to anyone who has actually seen me naked). But I'm intrigued. » 9/04/14 8:38pm 9/04/14 8:38pm

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